I bought a shirt today at the Goodwill here in Tyler that some one made and it said "SATAN IS A NERD". I couldn't help, but buy it because I laughed my ass off. The funniest thing is that I'm agnostic and have no idea if Satan actually exists. Then, I googled the aforementioned quote. There's a song about it by some Canadian Christian Rock band. Oh geez, it's goofy. I had to post it for y'all.
This is a song about a shirt I have.
It makes a lot of people get mad.
Satan is a nerd is what it reads.
It made me laugh so I bought it for me.
Excuse me, do you think I'm scared of you?
With Jesus at my side, I'm ten times your size.
Do you think I won't say it?
Satan is a nerd.
I never, no I never.
No, I've never seen a greasier looking poindexter.
Wedgied underwear, grease in his hair.
He fell asleep at the cafeteria table.
He's all alone, wears vaseline & lives his life on his computer.
Satan tried to tempt me again.
He sent a girl to be more than my friend.
She was nice enough, but then she got these looks.
So, he thought he had me, but I said, "uhm no! uhm no!"
Some say it's a bad idea for me to keep making fun of him.
But I know Jesus Christ and he's paid for my sins.
Some say I shouldn't play with fire because I don't want to get burned.
But I know that Jesus took my turn & in the end we'll all watch Satan burn.
("Satan is a Nerd" by Prophecy 1:27)
